Attack Of The Floating Chinamen Mixtape

by The Mad Axeman

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released June 2, 2017

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Track Name: Attack Of The Chinamen
They came...from communism!
Attack of the chinamen! x4
(It is the attack of the chinamen)
(Run, Go)
Track Name: Living In The Hood
Yeah
Welcome back to the mixtapes, lets go cunts

Living in the hood
Living in the hood
Like a young nigger should x2

Oh yeah its ya boi
He is gonna make you look like a goi
That's right your not a jew
Ha Ha Ha
Look at you

Yall Skanks look like shit
You need to jump up off my dick

Off my dick

Living in the hood
Living in the hood
Like a young nigger should x2

Skrrt x4

Living in the hood
Living in the hood
Like a young nigger should x2

How ya like it bitch
How ya How ya like it bitch
How ya How ya like it bitch
How ya How ya like it bitch x2

Don't judge cus im sitting back sucking on lime
while your girl down there sucking on mine
Why you got a personal agenda?
Go listen to Craig David
BO SELECTA


Living in the hood
Living in the hood
Like a young nigger should x2
Track Name: Mayo Is Too Spicy
Yeah
Uh
What's up my fellow negros

Mayonnaise is too spicy for a white boy like me
That's right
Too Spicy
I can't count to three
Cus im imbred
Redneck
Gotta red dick
I stroke it too much at night
And i got to kill myself sometime
Because

Mayonnaise is too spicy for a white boy like me
That's right x2
Now hold up
Wait

Now check this little bitch eating spicy shit
What the fuck you doing?
Eating spicy shit
Yo mayonnaise?
That's spicy shit
Salad Cream?
Now man now that's my shit

Mayonnaise is too spicy for a white boy like me
That's right x2
Ahhh


You ever eaten pussy?
I've eaten pussy
You know what's spicier than mayonnaise?
Pussy

Yeah daddy dick
Gonna put it in my ass
Gonna suck your dick
Yeah
I love mayonnaise
It's spicy
I love mayonnaise
Yeah
Track Name: I Drive A White Van
I drive a white van
Get into my van x2

Your child is her
Nothing to fear
He's dead now
You should be proud

I Drive A White Van

Ohhhh (Harmonized)
Track Name: I Guess I Hate The Jews
I Told Her Not To Go
I See She Did It So
She Knew What I Said
And Now She's Gone

What Am I Meant To Do
Im Falling In Love With You
Except I Hate The Jews

Oh I Guess I (Hate The Jews) x3
Oh I Guess..

Oh I Guess I'll See What I Can Do
By The Morning My Darling Blue
Hiding Under The Floor Boards

The General Is Coming To See
If Im Smuggling Thee
You Better Hide Now (Or You'll Be Gone)

This Jew Could Not Believe
The Sights She Has Seen
By The End Of Her Life
(In A Gas Chamber)

Oh I Guess I (Hate The Jews) x3
Oh I Guess...

Burn
Cunt
Fuck x2
Track Name: I Gotta Small Penis
I gotta small penis man
Would you like take your (my) hand
Put it inside my pants today
Feel how small my penis is ayy

I gotta small penis x2
(sing it!)
I gotta small penis
Would you like to see it?

(inconherent screaming and noised of anger and of a slightly oriental nature)

I gotta small penis man
Would you like take your (my) hand
Put it inside my pants today
Feel how small my penis is ayy

(Two people arguing out of anger of how small their penis is)
Track Name: Just Another Lie
Just another lie
Just another lie lie lie
Ahh
Just another lie lie lie

(Ahh we have reports that uhh explosions are coming from inside the building)

Fuck

Just another lie
(I got another one in my pocket)
Just another lie lie lie
(I got another one in my pocket)
Ahh
Just another lie lie lie
(I got another one in my fuck)

Go!?

Oh boy there's nothing i hate more than lies

Hey, Fuck

Ahh
Track Name: Party Till We Die
WE GONNA SUCK A DICK AND CHOKE TILL WE DIE
(Skrrt)
WE GONNA RAPE A KID AND CHOKE EM TILL THEY DIE
(BITCH DAB)


WE GONNA SMOKE A JOINT MADE OUT OF PUBES (YEAHH)
WE GONNA DO WHAT HITLER DID AND KILL SOME MOTHERFUCKING JEWS
(AHHH)

WE GONNA PARTY TILL WE ARE IN THE HOSPITAL BED
ITS GONNA HURT ME TILL I FILL MY BRAIN WITH LED AHH

IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
THE PARTY IS ONLY JUST GETTING STARTED
IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
IM GONNA DRINK TILL IM RETARDED
IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
THE PARTY IS ONLY JUST GETTING STARTED

WITH ALCOHOL BY MY SIDE THERE IS NO REASON TO KEEP ME ALIVE

IM GONNA DRINK MYSELF TO DEATH
I CALL IT LIQUID METH
HEY OFFICER SMELL MY BREATH
EXHALE TILL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT AYE AYE AYE

VODKA AND COKE, THE ANTIDOTE
WHISKEY AND RUM, DRINK IT FOR FUN
GREEN GANJA SMOKE, IT AINT A JOKE
DRINK TILL MY DEATH, EXHALE MY BREATH

WE GONNA CHOKE ON PRISON FOOD TILL WE DIE
(SKRRT)
WE GONNA SMOKE A BOWL AND GET RED EYE
(YEAH)
WE GONNA DIE SOME DAY IF WE KEEP DOING THIS SHIT
WHO GIVES A FUCK BRO PASS DAT SPLIFF (HEY)

IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
THE PARTY IS ONLY JUST GETTING STARTED
IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
IM GONNA DRINK TILL IM RETARDED
IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
THE PARTY IS ONLY JUST GETTING STARTED

WITH ALCOHOL BY MY SIDE THERE IS NO REASON TO KEEP ME ALIVE

IM GONNA DRINK MYSELF TO DEATH
I CALL IT LIQUID METH
HEY OFFICER SMELL MY BREATH
EXHALE TILL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT AYE AYE AYE

(Im Gonna Kill Myself)

WE GONNA SUCK A DICK AND CHOKE TILL WE DIE
(Skrrt)
WE GONNA RAPE A KID AND CHOKE EM TILL THEY DIE
(BITCH DAB)


WE GONNA SMOKE A JOINT MADE OUT OF PUBES (YEAHH)
WE GONNA DO WHAT HITLER DID AND KILL SOME MOTHERFUCKING JEWS
(AHHH)

WE GONNA PARTY TILL WE ARE IN THE HOSPITAL BED
ITS GONNA HURT ME TILL I FILL MY BRAIN WITH LED AHH
Track Name: Song About Negros
Let's do a song about negros
I hate negros
Get outta my hood
i think you smell like shit
and i dont like it x2